The Homeless Guide to the Northern Trust Open- Redux...

Ok. Well, it’s been two years now since I last blogged about the Northern Trust Open (NTO). So, while I sit here staring out my living room window at snow of all things in Charlotte, NC (I travel a lot for work for months at a time) kicking myself for not catching a flight back to LA this weekend I thought I’d update my blog with a revisit to all things NTO.

All right. Where to start? Well, for starters, the weather is going to be beautiful all 4 days of the tournament for the 1^st time in years. This means crowds. Crowds mean traffic. If the temperature reaches 75° tomorrow in the Valley, the rest of the Inland Empire is going to deposit itself at the beach meaning the 10 Freeway is going to be clogged. If the 10 is clogged, that means the 405 is going to be worse… AVOID THE FREEWAYS AT ALL COSTS!!!!!

Getting there (revised):

Use the same directions as I stated last time. I don’t think they have closed off any of the back routes so they should still be ok. There is a spectator shuttle running from the VA Hospital, located in Westwood at the intersection of Wilshire and the 405. It is really the only place to park, so it makes it easy. Get there early. When you leave from the VA and if you have to head South, try taking Barrington, Sepulveda, or Westwood Blvd. Though they are surface streets, they should flow a whole lot better and you can hop on the 405 heading South once you clear the intersection with the 10, which is always a major problem.

If you are leaving from Riviera, you are going to get dumped on Sunset (sorry). If you need to head North, then hang a right on Sunset and take it to the 405. If you are heading South… well, take a right on Allenford, which turns into 26^th St in Santa Monica. Stay on 26^th until you hit Olympic. Then turn right on Olympic, and take another right on Bundy. Bundy will turn into Centinela, which will intersect the 405 at the Howard Hughes Village. The mess that is the 405 should be cleared up by then. If not, then it will be a mess pretty much to San Diego….

If you are heading to Santa Monica or points on the Westside/South Bay, there are two basic ways- Left on Sunset to Chautauqua Blvd to West Channel/PCH and on down. Or, hang a right on Sunset (and right on Allenford) to 26^th St. I’d usually take 26^th to Wilshire and stop off at Sonny McLean’s for a beer or three and chat with my friend Chef Joe or Steve who should be behind the bar. But, if you have to get somewhere, take a right from 26^th on San Vincente Blvd and take it to Ocean Ave. Hang a left on Ocean and you can take it all the way to the Venice Beach Pier in Marina Del Ray. If you need to get to the South Bay, I’d recommend taking a left on Brooks, which turns into Abbott Kinney and taking it to Washington. A left on Washington give you a short trip to Lincoln which once you turn right, the mind numbing backup that is Lincoln should be over. Then you can take a right on Jefferson to Playa Del Ray and head over to Manhattan Beach the back way…

Once You Are There:

There are some nice “upscale” (it is LA after all) options for tickets including the Clubhouse (over rated), which doesn’t get you any decent food options, but you get to act like you are a member for a day, the Palisades Club on the 10^th hole this year, which for $65 it gives you the privilege to purchase $12 beers and $10 burgers. At least you will get a complimentary parings sheet.  If you really want to roll, you can put down $250 (per day) for the United Fairway Club, which is on the 17^th fairway. I’m not sure if they will charge you a baggage fee if you bring an oversized purse, murse, or backpack into the club, but you do get free food and drinks, which might or might not be leftover airline food…

The spots to stake out are the Par 4 10^th hole which will probably be set up as a high risk/reward driving hole, and the hill overlooking the 18^th green. There are some decent viewing sites at other holes, but those are the best two.

Where to eat:

Ok, since I last wrote about this, the dining landscape has shifted drastically. In fact, the 1^st two restaurants listed are no longer. Which sucks because I really liked them a lot. But, life goes on and here is a list in addition to the ones listed before:

The Misfit- This used to be Anisette Brasserie. Same bar, same fixtures, but more upscale drink offerings. Eh.

Thai Dishes- This is a Santa Monica staple with multiple locations. The newest location is next to where the Yard used to be on Broadway between Ocean and 2^nd St. Food price is very reasonable for Santa Monica and the kitchen is open later than most.

Wokano- 5^th and Santa Monica Blvd. Another Asian restaurant this one is a block from my Apt. It has a really cool outdoor area on its 2^nd floor. I once saw Tara Reid having dinner here with a Kardashian (don’t know which one nor do I care). Yeah, the surgeries are much worse in real life…

Santa Monica Place- Ok. They finally completed the Mall. A year and a half ago. It is an open air mall in the vein of The Grove. There is a 3^rd floor “food deck” with a food court and some higher end restaurants: A pizza place, a wine bar, and a Mexican restaurant. They are all decent, if overpriced. There is also a “Market Place” where there are some specialty food vendors. The best thing to be about the food deck are the lounge style seating options which give you a view of the ocean.

NY&C Pizza- 11^th and Wilshire. This is a new(er) offering by the same friends of mine who run South Santa Monica. From the name, you can get NY style big slices or Chicago style deep dish. No frills, standard beer selection.

Jiraffe- I can’t believe I omitted this place last time. Located at the corner of 5^th and Santa Monica, this is my favorite upscale restaurant in LA. Yes, it is pricy. Yes, it is small. Yes, you should call ahead for a reservation. The Pork Chops are worth it.

Bay Cities- Again, another glaring omission. Located on Lincoln between Broadway and Colorado this is mostly a lunch staple. The Godmother is one helluva sandwich. It is best to have a clue on what you want to order ahead of time as the regulars will be angry if you take your time. Don’t park at the VONS, because they will tow you.

Swingers- Right next to Bay Cities at Lincoln and Broadway this is a totally ‘LA’ diner. Open 24 hours, you will never know who or what you will see there. In B-school, I ate breakfast here every morning during finals week. Good, cheap, and great milkshakes. Or jack and cokes if you desire.

Gjelina- This is down in Venice on Abbot Kinney Blvd. It is one of those trendy totally ‘LA’ kind of places. That being said, I do like it. Its going to be packed, but what isn’t on Abbot Kinney.

Main Street Sunday Farmers’ Market- If you want a great and cheap meal before Sunday’s final round, go here. Numerous restaurants and food vendors set up shop and offer everything from omelets to Steak Frites. This is usually the 1^st stop on my weekly Sunday am long walks.

Where to Drink:

Well, since all of the above mentioned places offer adult beverages I’ll keep this to newer places where you should drink only.

The Other Room- You may have heard of ‘The Room’ in NYC. Well, this is the “other” Room. It is my favorite bar in Venice. It is on Abbot Kinney at the Western end, or “the beginning” of the strip. Great craft beer selection, equally as good craft wine selection too.

Library Ale House- My favorite choice among the numerous offerings along Main Street Santa Monica.  Excellent craft beer selection, some wines, and a cool California Craftsmen décor.

Basement Tavern- This is the newest en vogue place to go in Santa Monica. Located right on Main Street in ‘The Victorian’ which is a historical Victorian (duh) home that has been renovated to an event (read: weddings) space they have now opened it to the public on weekend nights. Has a cool outdoor space a crowded main level bar, and a cramped basement (I mean it is a basement) bar. Nothing really special in terms of beverage offerings, but it is cool.

Hinano’s- This Venice staple is on Westchester on the Pier Block. It is a total dive bar, that you will recognize from its appearance in numerous movies, commercials, and TV shows. I would recommend drinking beer from the bottle here.

Nikki’s- This is a stylish place on Market street in Venice a block off the beach. Expect to see beautiful people who dress like they know it.

Well, I guess this is enough for now. I’d offer up a “Where to Stay Section”, but it is kinda late in the game for that. Maybe next year….

My Favorite 9's.....

A recent question proposed on twitter by Golf Digest Associate Editor (isn’t everyone some kind of Editor at a magazine?) Ashley Mayo asked whether people would rather play only 9 holes vs 18 holes. As someone who has probably played about half of his golf in 9 hole chunks, the answer for me was “of course”. Now, besides the benefit of sneaking off the back on a crowded weekend, or playing the better “half” of a course (yes, there are plenty of courses where the two 9’s are radically different), there is also the benefit of time- being able to go later in the day when it isn’t as hot or crowded, or just being able to do other things rather than spend 5-6 hours out at a crowded course. But, I got to thinking, what about 9-hole courses? They obviously don’t get as much love as their big 18 hole (or more) brethren but, as someone who has played my fair share of 9 holers, why not give a sampling of my favorite 9-hole courses? Not my favorite 9 from an 18 hole course, or favorite 9 from a 27 or more hole complex, these courses are solo 9’s. As it should be. This isn’t the complete list, just the ones I think are unique and worth playing if you have a chance. So, here we go…

1.        Golf Club Klosters- Klosters, Switzerland (http://www.golf-klosters.ch/)

This is a fun little course located in the Grabunden area of Switzerland in the South Eastern quarter a couple miles (ok, kilometers) from the Austrian Border. Just about a 20min ride from better known ski resort (and economic conference host) neighbor Davos. This is a hilly course, as evidenced by the presence of golf carts… yes, they are a very rare sight in Europe. Walking is a bit of a workout, but still fun. The views are panoramic as you are surrounded on all sides by the Alps including the peaks Piz Buin and Piz Linard. Lots of elevation changes from tee to green (duh) and if you are it bit offline with your shots, plenty of extreme side hill and uneven lies. It isn’t as manicured as some, but for 60CHF midweek (yes, that’s a steal in the most expensive country on earth) it’s as good as it gets.  

2.       Golf Club Schinznach Bad- Schinznach-Bad, Switzerland

Ok, the 12 year old in me smirks every time I say the name of this club. In addition to its name (and its really cool logo), this course is a fun one to play. Located about 30min outside of Zurich, it is also pretty easy to get to with a car. If, you are like me and rely on taking public transportation, it is still pretty painless, though it takes twice as long. With three, yes, three (3) par-5’s, this course is definitely not an executive length or a pitch-n-putt. It is a legit course with undulating greens which gives this relatively flat course some teeth if you aren’t careful. The fees ranging from 60CHF to 80CHF for 9-holes aren’t too bad either.

3.       Haines Point (White)- Washington, DC (USA) (www.golfdc.com))

Now that the European portion of this list is done with, let’s bring things back to the US of A, and start with the Nation’s Capital. As part of a National Park on an island, formed from the excavation for the Pentagon across the river, there are 3 courses (bet you can’t guess what they’re named….. Red, White, Blue) that take up most of the real estate. The Red and White are stand alone 9 hole courses, where as the championship length Blue is an 18. The White course is really where I learned how to play golf, as when I was a young pup starting to take up the game after college, some 10 years ago (wait, did I just age myself?), getting out for a round late on a Sunday afternoon on this hardscrabble little course was the best way to learn. It isn’t appreciably long (about 2500 yards to a par of 34), in fact after a few months, I exclusively used irons when playing there in order to improve my ball striking with my longer irons. I can still remember my normal club selection for tee shots: 9-3-4-4-5-PW-2-4-2. Last time I played there this past summer, I was surprised as the level of conditioning improvements. It is actually a decent course now. They also took away many of the excess areas in-between fairways (meaning you could play from anywhere) by not mowing them and letting them become “natural areas”. They took out the toughest Par-4 and made it a Par-3, but besides that, it’s a fun little test. And the views of the Capital Dome and Washington Monument aren’t bad either….

4.       The Links at Terranea, Palos Verdes, CA (http://www.terranea.com/california-golf-resorts.php)

(Sidebar) When I lived in LA (going to B-school), I got to play many cool courses, thanks to year around golf. This one opened the spring semester of my 2^nd year. In fact I got to play it for the 1^st time on its 2^nd day of operation. Pretty Cool.

Located just down the Palos Verdes Peninsula from Trump National, LA the Terranea Resort is positioned at the edge of the Pacific Ocean overlooking Santa Catalina and the other Channel Islands. The links are a straight up par 27 with the best conditioning I have ever seen on a 9 hole course. The greens are undulating and slick, and the wind off the ocean is ever present, and the rough is thick and narly. If you were looking for the perfect test before trying the monster that is Trump Nat’l, a couple of Par-5’s away, this is it. While it does have some drastic elevation change, it is an enjoyable walk and at $40-$48 for a round, it isn’t too bad on your wallet for the quality of the course either.  If I was a serious player in SoCal who needs to work on their mid-short irons and short game, I’d be playing this course religiously.

5.       Penmar Golf Course, Venice, CA (http://www.golf.lacity.org/cdp_penmar.htm)

This nice little course located on the Santa Monica/Venice border was the closest course to my apt in Santa Monica. It wasn’t (or isn’t) the best maintained course, though for a muni, it is excellent. The fairways are relatively straight and open (except for #2, I still have never hit a good tee shot there) and there are some driver holes (#’s 6 and 7 come to mind). Depending on the prevailing wind coming off of the beach, the holes going into the wind can be very tough. There is always a diverse crowd- from the guy with the Mercedes SLS AMG parked in the lot to the retired screen writer who looks like Bill Murray at Pebble (that was a disgrace BTW, I mean in the hunt Sunday at Pebble and you looked like that?!). Never really too crowded and a nice place to get a quick round in.

6.       Catalina Island Golf Course, Avalon, CA (http://www.scico.com/avalon/acti_golf.php)

Just like the Jazz Standard proclaims, this course is located in Avalon, by the bay (and no, it’s not talking about Avalon, NJ either). Noted as the oldest course in operation West of the Mississippi (opened 1892) this 9 hole course is a hidden gem to most of the LA populace, located, yes, on an island. I originally went to play this course because of the “cool” factor playing a hidden away course on an island in plain view, kind of how Fishers Island is to where I grew up. That, and well, I could at least get a tee time on Catalina… You definitely need to hit it straight as it is narrow and undulating, with small quick greens. If you don’t mind playing with seniors (and older couples) it can be an enjoyable day trip getaway. I’d recommend a pre/post stop at the Avalon Grille too.

7.       Fenwick Golf Course- Old Saybrook, CT

Getting back on the mainland, and to the East Coast, Fenwick Golf Course holds the honor of being the 2^nd oldest course in Connecticut (and oldest public course) after being established in 1894. It is perhaps better known by being the course of choice for Old Saybrook’s favorite daughter, Katherine Hepburn- who lived just off the 2^nd fairway.  As legend had it, she hit the most famous shot in course history- a hole in one on the morning of Sept 21, 1938- mere hours before the Hurricane of 1938 washed away her cottage. It is a pretty straightforward turn-of-the-century (as in last century) course. Flat and open, with small radically undulating greens that are borderline unfair when kept at a modern length and speed. The course meanders through the Borough of Fenwick with lovely vistas of Long Island Sound from the 2^nd and 3^rd holes. You do have to play shots around some obstacles… like the church on #1, and the pre-Revolutionary War stone wall that guards the 6^th green, which only add to its Victorian Era charm.

8.       Goose Creek Golf Course- Groton, CT

Staying in my home state (damn, I’ve given out too much information already) this is a course that isn’t well known. Actually most of the people able to play it probably don’t know about it. It is because this course is located on the US Submarine Base in Groton, CT. Most golfers don’t even know its real name. They just call it the “Subase Course”. It is a straight, unspectacular string of out-and-back holes, not particularly well kept either. It does offer some…er…opportunities for the wayward driver of the golf ball, as with barbed wire and nuclear powered submarines guarded by Marines with machine guns on one side, and the quarters for the Admirals on the other. It can be a bit nerve-racking, as I can remember playing the course as a Midshipman (before I really took up the game) slicing my persimmon 3-wood (it was from the replay sports store…I’m not that old) and watching it rattle around the sub quay. Which, of course, was promptly followed by a shot several holes later that was played off of the Submarine Squadron Commander’s (Admiral) front lawn across Military Highway…. The Admiral’s wife was at least kind about it. (Probably because I was a MIDN, and she didn’t have to take care of the lawn…. ). It’s a typical working military course (but that’s another blog altogether), and nothing special, except maybe to me…

Well, that’s it. Only eight. I could drag this list out to 10 with the additions of Golf Course Heidiland in Switzerland, or Hilltop Golf Club in Alexandria, VA, or even the Links at El Segundo, in (duh) El Segundo, CA, but why. None of those courses are special, unless being built on a landfill counts for something (in this case, it does not). Nine hole courses are vastly underrated in my view- which is fine because while you are getting PO’ed waiting for a slooooow group of hackers at your local 18 hole muni, I’m breezing through my relaxing round of nine holes debating what to do with the rest of my afternoon….

Until next time….

How to Make the Waste Management Phoenix Open even better.

How to make the Waste Management Phoenix Open even crazier better

OK. You all (or most of you anyway) have seen the 16th (Stadium Hole) at TPC Scottsdale, the home of the Waste Management Phoenix Open (WMPO). Yes, it is known for being crazy. Yes, it is known for the wackiness and zaniness of the crowd. Yes, it is known for openly encouraging an “anything goes” kinda attitude. But…. Can it get better? That answer is YES. Here’s how:

Things to add to the 16th Hole Experience:

1) Entrance Music. Yep. You heard that right. Have the players hold in the tunnel and introduce them onto the tee one at a time. Imagine… “Music playing… And now, stepping to the tee…(music louder)…. From Arizona State University….(music louder still) and Carlsbad, CA…..(music blaring)… Phil Mickelson….(Crowd going beserk)!!!!”

I mean, how does that not work? The players could keep the same music or change up each round. Imagine on Saturday, usually the most rowdy day, the “patrons” at 16 drinking and not really caring who the groups are…then….”Wait….isn’t that Phil’s (or Ricky’s or DJ’s or Bubba’s or (gasp) Tiger’s) music????!!!” Hey Thunderbirds (I know you are reading)… MAKE THIS HAPPEN. How it hasn’t been implemented already is shocking. All I want is a VIP Badge and a Hotel Room… really.

2) A DJ on the 16th tee. I mean who else but a DJ can play the music and make the announcements? AND, once the group has teed off, can spin tunes while the caddy races (William Tell Overture anyone? Or better yet, the theme song from Benny Hill) commence or the dead time while the groups walk the 130 or so yards to the green. Heck if there is a delay and some dead time, a DJ will keep the crowd going. Will it bleed over to other holes? Sure. But the commotion probably does that anyway. Someone stiffs it to like a foot? I can imagine Rock & Roll #2 would cause the place to explode. Or, tired of “Jock Jams”? Well, we sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during the 7th inning stretch… what would be the 16th hole equivalent? “Get Drunk and Screw”? Perfect. Again, this is a no brainer. MAKE THIS HAPPEN (I even know a guy….).

I know what you are saying, what about the other 17 holes? Well, having never been there, I can’t say. What about holding a Super Bowl party on Sunday? I mean everyone is getting ready for the game which will start around 3:30ish Pacific. Bring in some huge screens like they do in Europe for the World Cup. Have a “garden party” and watch the game. Keep the people there; don’t let them skip Sunday- besides, the best cure for a hangover (so I’ve been told)? Drink more! Keep the buzz going. Call in sick on Monday. Most of the USA will anyway.

A lot of people want a stadium hole like this at every tournament. Will that happen? No. It works in Phoenix, because, most of the top players, don’t play the event, meaning that a lot of younger guys play (I mean, can you imagine Vijay navigating 16?) and they embrace the college like atmosphere. And, you need a college known for partying (still in session) and an area full of…”young professionals” who aren’t afraid of letting their hair down. There aren’t many of those locations on the PGA Tour. Heck, there aren’t many tournaments within shouting distance of a Major City. If the AT&T returns to TPC Potomac, there is a (slight) chance of one in DC. I can think of one maybe in NYC if Bethpage is host to a “normal” tour event. Perhaps in New Orleans for the Zurich Classic.…Otherwise, this is an outlier. A friggin’ awesome one, but still.

Well, there you have it. How to take the most rowdy hole in golf and make it even rowdier more awesome!!!!

You are welcome. And to any Thunderbirds reading this……I’m serious.

Sincerely,
The Homeless Golfer

Homeless Product Reviews: Piretti Cortino Putter

Piretti Putter Review:

I’ve been looking for a “travel” or “backup”putter for quite awhile. You know, the putter you bring out when it is raining, or you are traveling and have multiple layovers and transfers. My 2001 Scotty Cameron Mil-Spec has been in my bag since I purchased it in early 2002. With all of the turmoil surrounding Titleist earlier this year, not to mention the extremely difficult task to replace a 36” putter I finally decided to take the plunge and get a backup. I did my homework on various putters and even did my usual e-bay trolling to find something that came close- to no avail.

During the last day of the 2011 PGA Merchandise Show, I stumbled on the Piretti Putters booth. After rolling some putts on a 35” putter and speaking with Michael Johnson among others, I decided to spring on a 36” Cortino in the Matte Midnight Black Finish. Of course they only had 35’s there, so I had to have one shipped from the factory. No big. Of course I really haven’t had a chance to use it on a decent green until Memorial Day weekend, so here you go: The Homeless review of a Piretti Cortino.

The Good:
The 1st thing that drew to the Piretti line was the look. From speaking with them, they mentioned that they were committed to making putters like Scotty Cameron used to, you know back in the late 90’s early 2000’s. Since I’ve started playing golf (really in 2001) I loved the black Scotty Cameron Newports (remember those?). Of course they were discontinued before I really knew how to get a hold of one, and good luck trying to get a reasonably priced one on the bay. The deep almost satin black finish on this putter reminds me of those early Cameron’s by Titleist. It’s a nice contrast to the pro-platinum on my Mil-Spec.

After getting the putter I was impressed by the attention to detail. Nice clean milling, smooth finishing and nice crisp lines- including some subtle Ionic style fluting on the back of the plumbers’ neck. From what I gather, what made Scotty Cameron into what he has become was that he took the standard PING Anser series putter shapes and made putters that were much more refined and elegant. You can definitely tell the difference when you put one of the earlier PING Ansers (the ones with the mailing address in the cavity) next to an older Scotty Cameron (Mizuno or Titleist). The lines on the Cameron were clean, and crisp not to mention the milled face of the Cameron vs. the smooth face of the PING. It made the PING look like a cheap(er) copy of the Cameron, not that the Cameron was a copy of the PING. When comparing the Piretti to my Cameron they are pretty close if not the same in this regard. (See picture)

Finally, this putter is milled from Carbon Steel, not the 303 Stainless Steel that most Cameron production putters are made from. Why is this a big deal? Well, carbon and stainless steel are different animals. Stainless is slightly harder which gives a different feel off the putter face. The early Camerons were all carbon steel. I can remember some prototypes and special editions being made from 303 German Stainless (Studio Stainless?). I guess with the rage of the softer ball revolution started by the Pro-V1, Scotty has compensated with making the putter out of a harder material to compensate. I (usually) use the Pro-V1x, which is slightly harder than the Pro-V1, so I prefer the carbon steel to stainless. In using the Piretti over 36 holes I think it has a slightly harder feel than my Cameron, but not enough to be annoying. It was my 1st two real rounds of the year, so I wasn’t using Pro-V1x’s for much of the round(s). I’ll need some more time with them to really give a more accurate assessment.

The Bad:
Ok, this isn’t really bad, but work with me here. Piretti makes putters with a standard of 2.5 degrees of loft. This is different. The standard for putters industry wide seems to be 4 degrees. Does 1.5 degrees really make a difference? It does to this golfer. With my Cameron, my ball positioning in my setup is slightly behind center- like less than a 1/4” from centered between my feet. For my stroke, this is where I seem get the purest roll and best results. When I set up in the same position with the Piretti, the ball would hop- which means there was negative loft on the face which drove the ball into the ground upon contact. Part of it could have been the putting green at this facility which was sloooooooooow to say the least not to mention cut pretty long. The contact sound was not very good, it was a muted thud like sound, not the crisp ‘click’ I was used to from a milled face putter. It was only after a couple of putts on a “normal” putting green I was able to determine that I needed to move my ball position about 1.5” forward in order to get the same roll from my Piretti that I got from my Cameron. Is it a coincidence that I need to move my ball 1.5” due to the 1.5 degrees of loft? I have no idea. Without a high speed camera I’ll never know. It’s just an observation.
While this isn’t a big deal, I just move my ball position depending on which putter I am using for any given round. For some golfers out there, this would be a big no-no even if they were able to figure it out. Perhaps I’m just different (I’ve heard that before, believe me) but it could be a potential turnoff to someone- not to mention perhaps putting some doubt in one’s mind about their putting stroke, where no problem exists. Again, this isn’t a big deal to me, and perhaps I’m nitpicking, but hey. It’s my review.

The Ugly:
Whereas the “bad” portion isn’t really bad, this section is ugly. The only thing that I don’t like about my Piretti Cortino putter is the grip. I believe all Piretti Putters come stock with a rubber ‘Etched’ Lampkin grip. I didn’t think much of it when I ordered it and perhaps the putter I demo’ed at the PGA Show had a different one, but I don’t like the grip at all. For a putter retailing at its high end price point ($275) the grip just feels “cheap”- like it doesn’t measure up to the rest of the product. Even the putter shaft is a True Temper shaft, which is quality. Now that I’m back on the East Coast in the South, where golf season goes hand in hand with high levels of humidity, the grip annoys me- bad enough for me to notice. Of course this is the easiest thing to change, and I am seriously considering a change either to a leather like grip or to a cord, like I have on my Cameron.

Conclusion:
The Cortino series of putters by Piretti Golf is a traditional Anser/Newport styled blade (the Piretti Cottonwood line seems to be more in the line of a Cameron Newport 2 for those who care) which is close to a early Titleist Cameron if not dead on- but with a slight twist. When Scotty Cameron entered the putter market in the early 90’s he raised the bar on what a boutique, professional quality putter was. With the entry of Piretti in the market here in 2011, they are already (in my mind) equal to such boutique putter makers as Bettnardi and Bobby Grace if they have not already surpassed them in overall quality. They aren’t mass produced excuses for a putter like an Odyssey or Callaway or Nike (who’s putter line was a joke before the Method…but that’s another post). This niche is pretty full with the aforementioned Messrs. Bettnardi and Grace. However, the gap has now never been narrower between the top end and the pack- with Piretti leading the charge. As a result, times have never been so good for golfers everywhere with another choice to consider when making a purchase. Thank you, Piretti Golf. www.pirettigolf.com

The "Homeless" Guide to the Northern Trust Open

So it has returned. The Northern Trust Open. What does this mean for the Westside of LA? Besides the Mercedes SUV courtesy cars zipping around to Shutters, Lowe's or Casa Del Mar, it means one thing: rain. As I compose this blog post, it is raining. And dark. Yep. The PGA is in town. Too bad they didn’t flip flop with Pebble or the Phoenix event. The weather was beautiful. Now? Rain. I’ve lived in Santa Monica since Aug of 2007. Every time the PGA is in town, it rains. A ton. Last year, I wanted to play some golf myself on the Saturday of the NTO, and I had to drive to Oceanside, CA to find a course open. Good thing I was continuing to San Diego. So, what is the point of this post? I call it the “Homeless Guide to the Northern Trust Open” enjoy.

Getting there:
Ok. Everyone thinks Wilshire or Sunset are the only ways to the course. Usually, they are. Sunset is a pain in the behind because it is a single lane (mostly) and is windy and full of hills. Wilshire is the largest Northern most East/West artery linking the Westside to Westwood and Beverly Hills.
Don’t use Wilshire heading West from Beverly Hills. Use Olympic, Santa Monica Blvd, or Pico. Then once inside the 405, use 26th or Cloverfield to get up to San Vicente. Now, you can continue on 26th to Sunset to Riviera. But….Don’t do it.
Take a Left on San Vicente (be careful not to speed) and hang a right on Entrada. Wind down the hill and hang a right on Amalfi. Take Amalfi to Napoli and take a Right on Corsica Dr. Welcome to the back way to Riviera.
If you are coming from the South or North, Take Lincoln (heading North Only) or The Pacific Coast Highway (North or South). From Lincoln, Take a Left on San Vicente and your 1st Right on Entrada. From the PCH, Take West Channel to Entrada or Chautauqua Blvd to Sunset.

Once you are there:
Riviera is hilly with some areas to walk. There are a couple of decent viewing areas but it pays to be really early or really tall. It is high comedy to see the “groupies” trying to navigate the cart paths in 4-6” heels.
In the rain it can be muddy and miserable. Bring your mudders.

Where to eat:
Wednesdays and Thursdays are the best nights to eat in Santa Monica. Why? Because all the chefs in town buy the fresh goods at the Wednesday Santa Monica Farmer’s Market. These are the places where I like to go:

Anisette Brasserie- Santa Monica Blvd Between 2nd and 3rd. Great Raw Bar Specials, Upscale, but reasonable (for Santa Monica). Steak Frites are good.
The Yard Santa Monica- Broadway between Ocean and 2nd. Great Beer List, with a executive chef who won one of those cooking reality shows. You are welcome.
Joe’s Pizza- Next to the Yard, Broadway between Ocean and 2nd. If you want a genuine NYC slice of pizza. Go there. End of discussion.
Sonny McLean’s- Wilshire on the corner of 26th. My usual hangout. Boston centric bar. New food items are good. So are the beers. Celtics/Bruins/Sox Spring Training will be on the TV.
South Santa Monica- Wilshire on the corner of Stanford. Upscale Bar food with a distinctive Southern Twist. Actual Southern Grits and Chicken & Waffles.
Santa Monica Seafood- Wilshire and 10th. Yes please. If you like seafood, this is it.
Casa Del Mar- Appian Way and Pico Blvd. Sunday Brunch is killer.
Shutters on the Beach- End of Pico Blvd and Ocean Front Walk. Sunday Brunch is where to be.
Urth Café: Main St between Strand and Hollister. Think of a Starbucks combined with a Bistro and mashed with a wine bar. Boutique coffee and small plates, with a local decent wine selection and homemade “sustainable” ice cream. Yeah. Expect to pay for it too.

Where to drink:
Ok, besides the Yard, Sonny’s, and South, here are some option.
The Hideout- West Channel Road in Pacific Palisades. Basically at PCH & West Channel. Small, cozy bar with upstairs lounge. Have seen some celebs there. Not bad.
The Huntley- 2nd St between California and Wilshire. Top floor bar in the Huntley Hotel. Boutique hotel with a restaurant/lounge/club. Best place to catch a sunset. Lines after 10pm on Friday/Sat night.
The Viceroy- Ocean Ave & Pico Blvd. You’ve seen this outdoor poolside bar on TV. Like the Huntley, but you can get a cabana.
Chez Jay- Ocean Ave across from Hotel California. Classic LA Dive. Might see an ‘A’ lister trying to be on the DL. Pretty Chill.
Big Dean’s Ocean Front Café- Ocean Front Walk at the Santa Monica Pier. Total Surfer Dive. Picnic Tables out front, sat next to Laird Hamilton last time I was there. Great Burgers Too.
My Father’s Office- Montana Ave between 10th Ct and 11th St. Great Craft Beer List. Best Burgers in town (Dean’s is a close 2nd). Small, no reservations. 1st come, 1st serve.
Ye Olde King’s Head- Santa Monica Blvd and 2nd St. British Pub with a Pacific Ocean View. Soccer is always on. Karaoke on Sunday Nights.
Speaking of Karaoke, the Gas Light, Wilshire between 20th and 21st streets. They only do karaoke and never close. I’ve been there at 6am on a Tuesday morning. Trust me.
Main Street Santa Monica- Lots on Bars/Clubs/Restaurants. Most are walking distance concentrated between Hollister St and Marine St.
Cabo Cantina- Wilshire in Brentwood, Santa Monica on the 3rd St Promenade, and Venice at the Pier. Yep. Happy Hour from 4-7 and from 10-12 every day. Do I hear……shots?

If you have some time, you can always stroll along Ocean Front Walk down to Venice and see the “freak show” or jog along Palisades Park (run along the cliffs above PCH along Ocean Ave in Santa Monica) or even try the (in)famous Santa Monica Stairs (Adelaide Dr & 4th St). So there you have it. Ignore the Sunset Strip or Beverly Hills. Stick to Santa Monica/Venice/Brentwood. Then you won’t have to worry about traffic!!!

A window into Women’s Golf through the eyes of a Single Man…

Over the last year or so, I’ve been “consulting” for a start-up golf club company. The name of said company will be redacted for the time being, but they are focused only on the women’s game. The women’s game of golf is pretty much underserved at all levels, and I am using my shiny new MBA powers to make this company grow and become self-sufficient. How did I get involved in this you ask? Well, it all started with a program put on by my alumni office titled “How to Play Business Golf”. Usually when you see these things you roll your eyes. I know I do. I went to the event to 1) network, being as I was in a new city on a new coast and 2) to possibly play a round at the course (they were giving a discount). The course (The Links at El Segundo in LA) was not really my cup of tea. I did get to hit the driving range where a friend of the guy in the alumni office was set up- he had just gotten some prototypes made for his fledgling new start-up. I got to meet the guy and hit some drivers and roll some putts. The drivers were good. I really didn’t understand or like the putters. Oh well. Shot the guy a follow-up e-mail the next day thanking him for the opportunity to test his clubs and that was it.

Fast forward about a year later. I was cleaning out my inbox and came across the e-mail. I looked up his website and dropped him a note since he was looking for “beta testers”. Got a response saying the website was old and that the company’s focus had changed- women only. That was interesting and I responded (like the unemployed job hunting soon to be MBA graduate should) that if needs any help, let me know what I can do. That led to signing a NDA and receiving a copy of the 15 page business plan. After reading it, I responded with a 22 page response basically tearing it apart (but in my newly learned MBA nice way!!). This led to me giving “advise” and doing a lot of thinking/strategizing about this company. I’ve never had any kind of sales experience or anything else so while I was sending out resumes- this was a good way to keep my mind occupied- besides it was in the golf industry.

I doubt any other golf company would let me do or suggest any programs or present thoughts like I have been to this start-up CEO. I can’t e-mail or call the CEO of Titleist, or Nike Golf (who needs the help) and say “Look dude, you really need to do this…..” like I can here. Perfect opportunity for me; new industry, new role, new everything. Besides, did I mention it’s in golf?

This opportunity has really opened up my eyes and opened some new (potential) doors. I’ve got to meet a bunch of new people, who I’d never would have met otherwise. I’ve been exposed to women’s sports through my sister who played travel softball growing up, and through my own coaching (I played Div I baseball, and have coached numerous baseball and softball players) and observations. I know that women’s sports are a completely different animal from men’s but when it came to golf, I was stunned at how shocked I was and how I really needed to re-think some of my notions when it came to the woman golfer- especially since I have acted (and am now acting) as a de-facto player representative. Here are some of them:

Entitlement

The 1st (and so far only) time I got to “product rep” at a tournament was at a ladies mini-tour event. I basically rammed this idea down the throat of the CEO as he didn’t want to do it. If I’m going to be spending my time and money (I’m not getting paid for any of this) working on this company, I need to know if it has a chance. So I got the ok from the CEO and the tournament to show up. The venue was less than optimal and really set up to fail (for us), but I think I gained some positives from the experience. One thing when dealing with the more advanced player was the overbearing demand for attention and free stuff…

“So what are you going to do for Tour players?”

Excuse me? Who are you again? Granted, I know who you are. I have done my market research (though there is a fine line between market research and … what… internet stalking?) and know you aren’t on the LPGA Tour. I don’t care how many Golf Channel shows you were on. We are a start-up. That means not a lot of $$$. I can’t sponsor you. I might be able to give you a free putter. That’s about it. But, I’m not going to give you product (putter) and spend precious time and resources on you if you are just looking for some free stuff on a whim. Just because Yes! (Didn’t they go bankrupt?....hmmmmm) or Rife or PING gives you free stuff doesn’t mean I can or will. I know you have friends who are much more successful than you. But really. Get over yourself. Why am I going to partner with you so you can go out there and suck? Really. How does that help my company’s cause? If you are consistently spinning up 75’s on a mini tour, perhaps you might want to re-evaluate some things. If you think my product is a tool to possibly help you lower those scores, I’m all ears. But there is a MAJOR difference between asking for something and demanding something. Again, GET OVER YOURSELF.

Stereotypes:

“So, have you found a wife yet?”

An older woman who was hanging around the venue actually asked me that while I was standing..er..hovering near the putting green. I thought she was joking. She wasn’t. Ok, I know. Young(er) male hanging around a woman’s event populated with woman close to my age if not my age. Looks really weird. I know. Believe me. I had some major reservations about it. I’d like to think that I am professional enough to concentrate so my focus is on the product and not trying to get laid. I think the golfers would be able to sense that. Besides, I’m never been confused for being “hot” or “attractive” so I didn’t think it would be an issue in the opposite scenario. All it takes is one whisper and I lose all credibility (if I ever had any in the 1st place). OK, one golfer who I have a mini crush on was there. (What is the cut off on a crush anyway? 10? 15? 21?) She was much more attractive in person than in picture. However, that’s just an observation from about 30 feet away. Didn’t hear very good feedback about her “personality” though. Oh well.

I don’t know if my being there detracted from the product I was trying to sell/demonstrate, or not. I’ve never played junior golf, so I don’t have any friends (female) who I can call and say “here, try this”. I don’t know anyone in the golf industry either professional players or manufacturing. Hell, I’ve never had a service or sales job before. However, the two (2) yes, two (2) pros who rolled some putts with one of my putters bought (yes ladies, bought) or ordered one (gave it to her for free because she was willing to pay and I had to make what she wanted). So that’s 100% sales but less than 5% of exposure to the product. Still better than nothing. I think I might need to re-think the approach. I was hoping just a static display where if the ladies were interested in the product they would roll some putts and I could come over and explain the product and such. This way I’m not in their face or being the sketchy random guy bothering them while they tried to practice. Or so I thought. I guess not so much. Oh well. Perhaps they were feeling too entitled.

The Phenomena of the “Daddy Caddy”

I heard about this previously. I hope that by the time some of these ladies reach the LPGA (if they do) this won’t be an issue. But. Holy Crap. Perhaps your daughter might play better if you aren’t constantly in her face or giving her “coaching” advice that is suspect at best. Dude. Even I know that what you are spewing forth is 100% BS. She, however is eating it up (or letting on that she is) because you are her father. Unbelievable. There were some Dads who were really cool. I even got to strike up some conversations with them. One even bought a putter (for himself). Others…..not so much. Might be more of a personality thing or the fact that I am a “boy” and that “boys are bad” for their golf career or life. Too bad for you this “boy” has survived terror attacks and has led men and women in combat. Don’t make me crush you. Especially in front of your darling daughter.

I’m not going to chase down or schmooze a dad to get access to a player. If she is on such a lockdown that she can’t try out a new club because Daddy hasn’t given the ok… well, then I guess our stuff isn’t good enough for you. Your loss. Any yes, that even includes Mr. Wie.

Barriers to Entry

Why is there a Starbucks on every street corner? Because every space Starbucks takes, that is once less space a competitor can take. The technical term is “Strategic Lockout”. I knew that the major manufacturers paid some attention to women’s golf, but looking at their staff rosters (no women) and support at LPGA Tour events (no equipment trucks, no reps, no nothing compared to a PGA Tour event) I was un prepared for the amount of “support” some companies “gave”. A father of one of the competitors told me that his daughter (who isn’t anyone special in the golf world) can get free clubs from a certain manufacturer anytime she wants. I guess that can explain the highly developed sense of entitlement I ran into earlier. It is kinda like the frat guy surveying the bar at last call and looking for a chick who is DTF. Is she the best looking one there? Probably not. Will you see this girl again? Doubtful. What if she turns out to be a superstar? Then you got lucky (in more ways than one). So the parallel I guess is if she makes it on tour or dominates in college, she’ll keep using their stuff and maybe turn out to be the next Annika. If not, no big loss other than a set of clubs. Having to compete with this kind of firepower is very eye opening. I knew that there would be some issues, but every girl who plays college or even junior golf? That was interesting. Hmmmmm. I guess I need to have a product that outperforms what they are using, and be able to frame it in a way so it make sense for them to try out our stuff. I guess that is why I have an MBA- to figure this kind of stuff out.

An Insignificant Development in a Sad Case….

Dr. Thomas Hess pleaded guilty to Obstruction of justice in the death of LPGA Golfer Erica Blasberg yesterday in Las Vegas. For the details, see here: http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/doctor-erica-blasberg-suicide-pleads-guilty-obstruction/story?id=12287240
While I will not rehash the details of her death, there were some interesting developments that I took notice of.

1) The Blasberg family has made an appeal to the local county Board of Medicine to have Dr. Hess banned, removed, or sanctioned due to his alleged involvement in Erica’s death.

I was surprised that the family had to make this request and that the local board didn’t take it upon themselves to sanction Dr. Hess since it is undetermined that Erica was a patient (he was a family medicine doctor) but she had prescriptions from him in her home.

2) The Blasberg family will be seeking a civil suit against Dr. Hess for Erica’s Death.

This really got my attention. Not guilty verdicts have been overturned or been altered in civil trials as the actual physical act isn’t necessarily on trial (see: Simpson, O.J.). However, in doing so, all the evidence that the police seized from Dr. Hess’s home and office would have to be brought out in the open. The items reported like:

Computers: What do they expect to find there? Logs of prescriptions? Patient records? E-mails back and forth from Dr. Hess to Erica. If they had an “inappropriate” relationship, do you think her family really wants to read (and have the public read) their late daughters’ love letters? (If any) Do you think they even want to see Dr. Hess’s responses?

Cell Phone: Obviously they are looking for his sim card or other phone records, or text messages. I hope there aren’t any pictures or messages on there of the Greg Oden/Brett Farve variety. Potential to rub more salt in an already unrepairable wound.

Video Camera: Ok, this is the red flag for me. Hopefully this is just the police doing their due diligence. With all the “inappropriate” relationship mentions, I shutter to think would could be captured in video form, and what would be admitted as evidence. Does anyone want to see the graphic proof of that “relationship” if any exists? Could you imagine being in the courtroom with her parents when any or all of those images/videos are shown? That is not good. Hopefully there is nothing of consequence on the video….

White Plastic Trash Bags: She was found by authorities with a bag over her head. The coroner’s report agrees that she died of asphyxia, along with toxic levels of drugs in her system. Did Dr. Hess arrive on the scene with her trying to kill herself and help her finish the job? Were these the same kind of bag that they determined that she used to take her life? Did Dr. Hess use a bag himself to asphyxiate her in order to speed up the process (seeing that she was OD'ing)? I have not heard any report that he tried to revive her… wouldn’t that be your 1st instinct? At least check her pulse? Something? He called 911 from a phone and then left? How long was he there before he called 911? Was there something in the note that she left that named him? Ok, probably not as if there were, he would have been arrested…maybe.

I think you get my point though. With a pending civil suit, there might be a bunch of answers to our questions. The problem is, do we really need to have our questions answered? Could they possibly take away some of the good memories that her family and other have of her? If some lurid details come out of the trial, is that really what the family originally wanted? Obviously they want Dr. Hess to pay for his alleged involvement in Erica’s death. They have that right. The obvious thing is that none of this is going to bring Erica back. I just hope in the months moving forward that people continue to remember her and honor her memory as they knew her, not potentially as she may be portrayed by a defense attorney.